Giant cockroaches. In bathing suits.

Dream: I had a cat (but I don't in reality) - a calico brownish-thing. I was letting it in at my parents' house. I saw its little head peering behind the screen door, propped up on its back legs. When I opened the door to let it in, it looked up at me with yellow cat eyes and said, "I'm really disappointed in you. You are neglecting me." Meow.

F.Y.I.

To change your name go to 'edit your profile' and then look for the box marked 'display name' and change it to something appropriately anonymous.

- B

My ex girlfriend and I were in bed. She was talking about her lipstick. Her head was misshaped.

I stood in a cafeteria line next to a kid I knew in grade school who looked like a bulldog. The lunch lady offered me white stuff in a small spoon. She looked like a nurse.

Oops...

I swear I went to college and I can spell most words. Title fixed.

- B

English Grad Students???

nice to see that we can correctly spell the title of our own blog

Dreams - 11/8/07

Went to a candy store in Brooklyn with one of my friends before work, waiting for cookies that never came